I was going to answer this question, but it...slipped my mind. Technically two skits and I think I like the prison one best, but included the original for background.
Wow... I was a tremendous Kids in the Hall fan, and saw them perform live in DC maybe 15 or 20 years ago. It's hard to pick a 'favorite' sketch, but I referenced lines from these two recently:
"Ballet and snacks... my two passions!"
"Get me an entomologist!"
I couldn't resist, the classic "Crushing your head" sketch
"I like to put my money into Texaco... Well I like to put it into Gulf... Well I put my money in my mattress... Well I put my money in my wallet. You're boring me... I'm crushing your head..."
"Hail to you, wretched bike courier.... just trying to carve out that slice of the American Dream with your two-wheeled knife. I pity you. And I crush you..."
"Like putty in my hands... these business boys"
There's also the one about that movie with the sled.
That's like having to pick a favorite child !!! It's really difficult, but if I had to say, it'd be my daughter.
I also enjoy using this haggling technique (on both sides). "Not now, Murray..."
Plus any Gavin is good...
"She's a vegetarian..."
Not their finest, perhaps, but certainly prescient.
Wow -- It really was prescient. Who could have known that the President of the US would be someone who has no qualms about verbally objectifying women, like the 3 guys who stay in the class at the end?
Professional treadmill - great condition $850 More info
Peloton Bike $500 More info
BRAND NEW MACY'S SECTIONAL, ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, DRESSER AND KING SIZE BED FOR SALE (ALL NEW) $2,000 More info
Office Chair $65 More info
Wesley Allen Day Bed $250 More info
Info - Website - Contact
Phone: 908 273-5252
Essex & Morris Contracting
Phone: (973) 676-8590
Eugene M. Brennan`s Tree Services LLC
Phone: (973) 325-5663
Magnolia Home Remodeling Group
Promote your business here - Businesses get highlighted throughout the site and you can add a deal.
Add a free listing for your business