I just saw three people jogging outside.
It inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
I miss the days when you could slam the handset down to hang up on someone.
Pressing the 'End' key doesn't work for me.
I know I joke a lot on my posts, but on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck.
I have a meeting at the bank later and if it's a success, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now.
I'm so excited I can barely put on my ski mask....
When you buy a product, do you read the manufacturer's instructions?
All the way through?
joanne said:
Do not glue to pregnant women????
Call me a coward, but I think I might just leave that alone.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts cost $1.79, and deer nuts are under a buck.
My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house.
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
I just found out why my internet connection is so slow - everyone's on line...
Huge Brand New construction Apartment in 2 family home with 4 bedrooms 3 bathrooms
4 Bd | 3Full Ba
$4,500
When Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall.
His statue in London is 15 feet tall.
That's Horatio of 3:1