Real news headlines that read like the Onion

It's unfortunate when reality mimics political satire, but, here we are.

This is a 'humor?' thread for those real news headlines that read like the Onion, such as:


From CNN on 10/30/2017:

Pretending problem doesn't exist doesn't solve problem, American President learns

From CNN on 11/3/2017:

DC swamp creatures lie in wait for Trump's tax bill

Well... that's a bit more comprehensive!

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